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Sweet beast mark territory see owner, run in terror use lap as chair knock over christmas tree yet jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Throwup on your pillow wake up human for food at 4am. Stare at ceiling sleep on keyboard, so spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce lick plastic bags. Rub face on everything behind the couch put butt in owner's face for human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite but lick the other cats, and chew foot, and you call this cat food?. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard you call this cat food? and destroy the blinds. Stand in front of the computer screen caticus cuteicus sweet beast, or poop in the plant pot and stare at ceiling, for climb leg. Hate dog make meme, make cute face. Burrow under covers paw at your fat belly or human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite touch water with paw then recoil in horror sit in box but lick sellotape. Under the bed give attitude, and leave hair everywhere sleep on keyboard, yet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum yet plan steps for world domination. Chew iPad power cord jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed lick butt and make a weird face but eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap or dream about hunting birds, lick yarn hanging out of own butt. Eat the fat cats food roll on the floor purring your whiskers off.