The wizard of Oz2016.03.28. 12:35, Juci
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"We must certainly get to the Emerald City if we can," the Scarecrow continued, and he pushed so hard on his long pole that it stuck fast in the mud at the bottom of the river. Then, before he could pull it out again--or let go--the raft was swept away, and the poor Scarecrow left clinging to the pole in the middle of the river.
"Good-bye!" he called after them, and they were very sorry to leave him. Indeed, the Tin Woodman began to cry, but fortunately remembered that he might rust, and so dried his tears on Dorothy's apron.
Motherfuckin bitchass2016.03.28. 12:30, Juci
Now that there is the Tec-9, a crappy spray gun from South Miami. This gun is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit.
Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends.
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Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?
Lay down2016.03.28. 12:22, Juci
90s90s90s2016.03.28. 11:57, Juci
Mentsd meg a pompomlányt!
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Megan Bloomfield a tipikus amerikai tini-lányok mindennapjait éli. Ő a pom-pomlányok csapatkapitánya és persze ki más lehetne a barátja, mint a focicsapat legmenőbb sráca. Ám mostanság egyre furcsább dolgok történnek Megan életében. Az utóbbi időben arra kellett ugyanis rádöbbennie, hogy már egyáltalán nem szereti megcsókolni az imádott pasit, s ráadásul állandóan csak a legjobb barátnője jár a fejében. Miután bevallja magának nyilvánvaló másságát, már szinte meg sem lepődik azon, ami a nyári táborban folyik: ott csak melegek és leszbikusok vannak, meg persze esténként oltári vad bulik.
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